SpongeBob | Square Guy

The Pitch

You finally have adult money, which means you can buy SpongeBob purely because he made you laugh and you do not owe anyone a longer explanation than that. A square, aggressively cheerful build in yellow, white and brown, roughly 250 tiny bricks, put together over one evening. It is optimism in cube form. Put it on the desk facing your monitor so something in the room is happy about Monday.

Why You Need It

• The most photogenic thing on the shelf. Flat planes of bright yellow, high contrast eyes, zero subtlety. It looks good under a desk lamp and it knows it.
• Easiest sell in the room. Everyone who walks past it recognises him in under half a second. That is a very short conversation and a very good desk object.
• Cube geometry, which builds fast. Flat sides mean the middle of the build goes quicker than the superhero ones. Good first kit if this is your entry into micro bricks.
• Roughly 7 to 9 cm assembled. Compact enough for a monitor stand, a bookshelf edge or the top of a filing cabinet.
• Bright colours that stay bright. ABS holds its colour instead of going chalky after six months in the sun.

The Nerd Stuff

• Character: SpongeBob
• Brick Size: Ultra miniature small particle bricks, approx 4mm x 5mm
• Assembled Height: Approx. 7 to 9 cm
• Piece Count: Roughly 250
• Material: ABS
• Skill Level: 14+, Intermediate
• Build Time: Roughly 60 to 120 minutes
• In the Box: Loose bricks, illustrated step by step instruction sheet, spare pieces
• Best For: Cheering up a grim desk, gifting to someone whose entire personality is one cartoon, or a low pressure first micro brick build.

Ight, imma head out. Add it to the cart first though.

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